India is my country and all Indian cheeks are my slapping boards.
I love my slaps and I am proud of its rich and varied publicity.
I shall always strive to be worthy of it; taking it from
“Bas Ek Hi Maara’ to ‘Tees Maar Kha’.
I shall slap my leaders, teachers and all elders and treat everyone with disdain.
To my ego and my publicity, I pledge my slaps.
In their live coverage and publicity alone, lies my happiness.
(With due apologies!)
Ack: The second line of the pledge is a contribution from @cyberpungi